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Professional Goat Negotiator

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Treats are currency. Patience is essential. Goats make the rules! 🐐😂

From convincing stubborn goats to leave the garden to negotiating who gets the last treat, life with a herd requires some serious bargaining skills!

Our Professional Goat Negotiator T-shirt celebrates the hilarious challenges of managing goats with minds of their own. Perfect for goat moms, goat dads, homesteaders, and anyone who's ever tried reasoning with a Nubian goat.

Product Details

  • Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex T-shirt

  • 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colours)

  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

  • Classic unisex fit with crew neckline

  • Ribbed collar and shoulder tape

  • Tear-away label

Fabric composition may vary for heather and specialty colours.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold with similar colours

  • Tumble dry on low

  • Do not bleach or dry clean

  • Iron on low if needed; avoid the printed design

Years of experience. Zero successful negotiations. 🐐❤️

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