Peace and quiet sold separately. Nubians included. 🐐

Dreaming of peaceful country living? The goats may have other plans!

Featuring the hilarious saying “Peace and Quiet Sold Separately. Nubians Included.” alongside a charming reddish-brown Nubian goat, this playful T-shirt celebrates the wonderfully unpredictable reality of life with these lovable, long-eared troublemakers.

With her jaunty little stride and unmistakable personality, this goat looks innocent enough — but anyone who has raised Nubians knows that quiet moments are never guaranteed. Between the enthusiastic conversations, unexpected adventures, and constant requests for attention, there's rarely a dull moment on the homestead.

Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex T-shirt, this soft, lightweight tee offers a comfortable everyday fit that's perfect for barn chores, feed store runs, farmers' markets, or simply enjoying another entertaining day with the herd.

A fun gift for goat moms, goat dads, Nubian goat enthusiasts, homesteaders, and anyone who traded peaceful country living for a little four-legged chaos.

Product Details

• Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex T-shirt

• 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (solid colors)

• Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

• Classic unisex fit with a comfortable crew neckline

• Ribbed collar and shoulder tape help maintain shape

• Seamless tubular construction for a smooth, comfortable feel

• Tear-away label for added comfort

• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified

Fabric composition may vary for heather and specialty colors.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (maximum 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors

• Tumble dry on low heat

• Iron on low heat if needed; avoid ironing directly over the design

• Do not bleach

• Do not dry clean

Country living comes with fresh air, beautiful views, and absolutely no volume control.

Heritage Drive Homestead — Inspired by the goats who make every day a little more entertaining.