Those ears are long, but the listening skills? Highly questionable! 🐐😂

If you've ever called your goat's name a dozen times only to be met with a blank stare, you know exactly what we're talking about!

Featuring the hilarious saying “Long Ears. Selective Hearing.”, this funny goat T-shirt celebrates one of the most lovable (and occasionally frustrating!) things about Nubian goats — their beautiful floppy ears and their remarkable ability to ignore absolutely everything you say.

Unless, of course, you happen to be holding treats!

From refusing to come inside to pretending they can't hear you calling from across the pasture, Nubians have a special talent for doing things on their own terms.

And honestly? We wouldn't have them any other way.

With its charming goat-inspired design and playful farm humour, this comfortable graphic tee is perfect for barn chores, feeding time, farmers' markets, casual weekends, or simply showing off your love for those adorable long-eared troublemakers.

A perfect gift for: Nubian goat moms, goat dads, dairy goat owners, homesteaders, farm girls, and anyone who has ever wondered whether their goats are actually listening!

Because when it comes to Nubians, the ears are working just fine — it's the cooperation that's optional!

Product Features

• Medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for comfortable, durable everyday wear

• 100% cotton in solid colours

• Classic relaxed fit with a comfortable crew neckline

• Seamless tubular construction for a clean look and reduced fabric waste

• Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to help maintain shape

• Tear-away label for added comfort

• Charming printed artwork inspired by long-eared Nubian goats

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Tumble dry on low heat

• Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed

• Do not iron

• Do not dry clean

A Little Goat Joy from Heritage Drive Homestead

Inspired by our own lovable, opinionated, long-eared Nubian goats and the everyday adventures of homestead life.

At Heritage Drive Homestead, we know that life with goats is full of laughter, muddy boots, unexpected mischief, and plenty of selective hearing!

Made for goat lovers, homesteaders, and anyone who knows that the longer the ears, the bigger the personality. 🐐❤️