Long ears, big opinions, and absolutely no interest in minding their manners!

If you know Nubian goats, you know that those gorgeous floppy ears come with plenty of personality. This vintage-inspired graphic tee celebrates the wonderfully opinionated, occasionally mischievous nature of goats with the cheeky message “LONG EARS. LOUD OPINIONS. ZERO MANNERS.”

Perfect for goat owners, homesteaders, and anyone who knows that goats have a talent for making their opinions known. Wear it for barn chores, farm visits, casual weekends, or whenever you want to show off your love for these delightfully unruly animals.

With its retro-inspired artwork and relaxed, classic fit, this shirt makes a fun addition to any goat lover’s wardrobe. It also makes a great gift for goat moms, goat dads, and fellow farm animal enthusiasts who appreciate a little goat humour.

Product Features

• Medium-weight fabric with a smooth, durable surface for crisp printing

• Classic relaxed fit with a timeless crew neckline

• Ribbed collar designed to help retain its shape

• Seamless tubular construction for a clean look and reduced fabric waste

• Tear-away label for added comfort

• Reinforced shoulder tape for durability and shape retention

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (maximum 30°C / 90°F)

• Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed

• Tumble dry on low heat

• Do not iron

• Do not dry clean

Because good manners are optional when you have ears this fabulous!