Goat Chaos: Coffee on the Deck Has Never Been the Same Since Buying Goats!
Stepping out onto the deck for a peaceful coffee break used to be a simple pleasure. Whether it was early morning, mid-afternoon, or a quick pause during a hectic day, the quiet moments with a warm cup were a chance to breathe and enjoy the calm. That all changed the day we brought goats home. Now, the moment the deck door latch clicks, the peaceful silence disappears, and is replaced with a lively, noisy farmyard chorus.
Expectation vs. Reality: The Loudest Breed on the Farm
Over the years, we have raised several goat breeds, each with its own unique personality and quirks. But none compare to the volume and character of the Nubian goats. These goats don’t just bleat softly—they announce their feelings loudly and clearly to everyone nearby.
Breed personality is real: Nubians have a way of making their presence known. Their calls carry across the farm, letting us know exactly what they want or how they feel.
The floppy ear tax: Those long, velvety ears are incredibly charming, but they come with a price. The Nubians are easily the loudest group on the homestead, turning every coffee break into a lively event.
Their calls are not just noise; they are a form of communication that fills the air with energy and life. It’s impossible to ignore when the goats start their calling and it quickly becomes clear that quiet moments on the deck are a thing of the past...unless we are sneaky. 🤣
The Golden Rule of Goat Routines
One of the biggest lessons we learned early on is that goats thrive on routine, especially when it comes to feeding. At first, I may have made the mistake of stepping outside with my coffee, hearing their calls, and walking over with treats or food. Without realizing it, I trained them to associate our footsteps with snack time.
Goats remember routines down to the second: Once a schedule is set, they expect it to be followed exactly. If you feed them at 8 a.m., they will start calling loudly a few minutes before, reminding you it’s time.
Prepare for loud reminders: If you want goats, be ready for their vocal demands. They will hold you to the schedule with enthusiastic calls that can wake the whole neighborhood.
This routine means that every coffee break is now a performance. The goats gather near the deck, ears up and voices raised, waiting for their moment to be fed. It’s a noisy but endearing part of farm life that keeps us on our toes.
How We Adapted Our Coffee Breaks
Adjusting to the new soundtrack of the farm took some time. Here are a few ways we learned to enjoy our coffee despite the goat chorus:
Sip quietly or sneak out: Sometimes, I sip my coffee quietly inside or sneak out the door like a ninja to avoid the initial loud welcome.
Join the fun: Other times, I embrace the chaos and bring treats to share, turning the coffee break into a social event with the goats.
Set clear boundaries: We established specific times for feeding and play, so the goats learn when to expect attention and when to settle down...ok, maybe this part is just a dream that I hope to make happen with the next babies. lol
These small changes helped us find a balance between enjoying our coffee and living with the lively personalities of our goats.
Why We Wouldn’t Trade Our Loud Herd
Despite the noise and the disruption to quiet moments, the goats bring joy and character to our farm. Their calls are a reminder of life, energy, and the unique bond we share with our animals.
They add charm and personality: The loud calls and floppy ears make every day memorable.
They teach patience and routine: Living with goats means learning to adapt and appreciate the rhythms of farm life. There is a whole lot of learning to adapt going on here!!
They create lasting memories: The stories and laughter that come from their antics are priceless.
Even if I have to sip my coffee a little more quietly or sneak out the door, I wouldn’t trade these moments for a silent deck. The goats have turned our coffee breaks into lively farmyard gatherings full of love and laughter.
Bring Farm Life to Your Home
If you love farm life and want to share the fun with your family, consider exploring interactive farm animal coloring pages. These pages include real video QR codes so kids can see the animals in action, making learning about farm life engaging and hands-on.
Enjoy your coffee, embrace the noise, and let the goats remind you that life on the farm is full of surprises and joy.
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